I received a note on my table the other day. It was a note from a close friend...
You leave me sit here all alone. Next to an empty wine glass. You don't take me out anymore. I collect dust. You bitch.
So...I'm back. Stories and awards and thank yous to follow this weekend. Dusting off the laptop now...
While I was away...I was here...
Yes...Bill and Juanita...I stole your pic. Sorry..free advertising?
It was here I was treated like gold by the sweetest, most wonderful couple....Bill and Juanita of Allenspark Lodge. I met Tink and GunDiva as well and we set off for an adventure on horseback. Well...most of us. It was in the great wilderness...snow blowing at mach 7...I had just rescued a baby from a grueling death...and pulled the mother from the frozen creek...OK about 20 feet from the corral...I broke my ass. Not a donkey I was given to ride...but my own ass.
The horse zigged and I zagged...dammit.
After broken pride and broken ass, I got back on Washoe and trucked out into the beautiful country with my newfound friends.
But my ass was still broke. I didn't want to tell anyone...it was a beautiful and very enjoyable ride.
It was later when my gluteous maximus froze up and said...HELL NO. Juanita's suggestion of ginger root and hot tub helped tremendously. I can use the right side today. Left side is still saying...HELL NO.
Anybrokebutt, the trip was marvelous. I can't say enough.
You need to go there.
The lodge and region are so enchanting...the food is magnificient...and the company is beyond fabulous. Thank you so much, Bill and Juanita! Words cannot describe what a pleasure the few days I spent at your home meant to me. And Bug didn't want to go home.
You helped heal my soul!
And now for the naked pics of my ass...it looks like this...