BUG: Mom, you know, I wanted a little black baby so bad.
ME: Yeah, honey. Me, too.
BUG: Mom, it's OK. The doctor said you could try again after you heal.
BUG: So it's OK. You can. Just make sure when you guys have sex you do it when I'm not home.
BUG: [waves me off] Do it when I'm not there. I don't want to hear and I definitely don't want to see it. Go somewhere else.
BUG: Mom, can I have a drink of your lemonade?
ME: Yeah. I don't care.
BUG: Ok. Hey, Mom?
BUG: Is it OK to drink this? Will I get pregnant if I share your drink?
ME: No, honey. Only if you share a drink with a boy.
BUG: Really? Well, I am NEVER doing that.
ME: Ok [big cheesy smile] Good idea.