We have technical difficulties. It appears that the computer gurus got confused with the two titles of my book. If you notice the reviews are split and all crazy. In fact, the day the Kindle version of The Rookies went up, they already had 4 reviews. However, they were reviews about the first Boogie Man. Beat me.
How many times have I tried to get this fixed? Let me count the ways.
How many times have I been on the phone?
Most of the time they connect me with a nice techie who tells me there is nothing wrong. They have nothing wrong. IT's me.
I am about to unleash the FMITA verbage on Amazon. However, I am thinking it will not be in good taste nor be classy. So it is all in my head. Over and over. I am just not saying it out loud to the techies. Why?
They don't understand street lingo. I have to talk in binary code. Yes, it's true, I am learning a new language. So...Amazon techies...this is what I think of you not getting your poop in a group...
If this isn't fixed by Monday, I am bringing out the Phil Robertson Conspiracy theory. Why? Because he is still mostly number 1 in every category. He's slipping a little. He paid Amazon to sabotage me so no one can find the book, the reviews are not with the book, and they have things upside down which are upside right in my digital copy. Yeah.
Ok. I feel better now.