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Thursday, September 12, 2013

My Doll

Driving home from the volleyball game today, my daughter told me her back really hurt and she had stomach pains. I started to laugh. Then I panicked. Then I smirked.

BUG: What, Mom?

ME: You know what that means?

BUG: No.

ME: Yes.

BUG: It really hurts, Mom.

ME: Well, I will give  you some Midol when we get home.

BUG: What? NO! NO, Mom! You can't give me that stuff. That is what you too when you were pregnant. I'm not pregnant. I don't even think about that stuff. I don't want that MID...whatever you said. NO!

ME: What in the heck are you talking about? I didn't take that when I was pregnant.

BUG: Yes, You did. The doctor prescribed it for you. You had to take special vitamins.

ME: (laughing) Uh. Yeah. Those are not prenatal vitamins. Midol is for premenstrual cramps.

BUG: Oh. 

ME: I so love you. I love that fact that you are so innocent. Now, remember if you come within 1 foot of a boy, you could get diseases in your downstairs or pregnant.

BUG: Mom. Seriously? I'm not that dumb. 

ME: Nuts. 


Allenspark Lodge said...

I think the minimum distance required for contagion is closer to 30 yards. You know, about the maximum effective range of a 12 Gauge.

Suzanne McCarley said...

Poor kid. The downside of being female.
Menopause is awesome!

Ms. A said...

Keep your gun handy!

Coffeypot said...

I remember my granddaughter first starting... she couldn't wait to casually drop off a comment that she had started (be so grown up and all). Much like her mom did, too. Now she just gets cranky as hell.

Bob G. said...

Momma Fargo:
ROFLMAO...tough love?
NAH...just Momma love.

Stay safe down there.