Now...I am quoting this reader's question to the magazine. Don't laugh, but I think she is a virgin...
Q: I enjoy sex, but how can I tell if I'm really having an orgasm? I'm just not sure if I'm experiencing the ear-shattering type of orgasm that everyone talks about.
Take some time to explore your body on your own through self-stimulation. Once you know how to achieve orgasm on your own, it will be easier to show your partner how to do so. By stimulating your clitoris, either manually or with a toy, you should be able to reach orgasm — and when you do, you know for once and for all what one feels like!
I just LOL'd all through the conversation. Why? Because I'm immature like that. Because we laugh talking boy shop. We get detailed. It was a three way convo minus the third gal who didn't come into the conversation, but we talked about her anyway, sorta. She's the three asterisks up there. We hang like that. Anyway, her final answer was this...
Yes. We get excited just talking about it. The real deal, not the fake ones.
The last buddy that got back to me was a man...one of my faves and yours...
"Pressure builds up and it is like a rush coming down the pike. Like a water hose and then the equation. Then you get a sandwich and take a nap."
I don't know. Does it matter what kind of sandwich? Like is a club better sex than a grilled cheese? And is a longer nap needed if it was a better orgasm? And what's up with the math? Equation? Again, not sure.
He said I could post his name for all he cares, but then we wouldn't all be related by the same name, ANONYMOUS.
No one else answered me. In time.
The story of my sex life.
Anyway, I am now ignoring my email, because I will surely get spam for phone sex, porn sites, and sex pots galore after reading that article on Women's Health. I don't know how I got subscribed to it anyhow, but it says so on 09/23/13. It's bullshit. I didn't push any buttons or click anywhere. Probably someone spammed me on Facebook.
Is that the same thing as you know what in my face...no....not going there. That is nasty. And why do men find that appealing? That's somebody else's blog post, Coffeypot! You were thinking it.
Now I have to go take a shower. We will not explore this again. Not even alone. No exploring!!!
Ok. Everything is coming out phallic or sexual. Beat me. See. Ok.
Have a nice day!