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Tuesday, March 18, 2014

ButtimPoopin

Brought to you by Cyndi Lauper and the Dawgs...



Caught up

 in confusion...

a memory...sometimes...it is so real

it smells...

you picture me...

running to you and wagging my tail,

but I turn

in circles...

you are calling to me...

and me I can't hear

a word you say...

I fall behind...

but I hear you once

 call out...

I don't listen because I'm busy...

time after time...time after time...

you call me over

to come to you...

buttimpoopin buttimpoopin buttimpoopin


in circles...

time after time

time after time...

I ignore you...



then I give you kisses

... and ....

you tell me I smell...

 like stinkypoopy stinkypoopy ...ballsnpoopin ballsnpoopin...

don't bother me...

take that in the fountain...

buttimpoopin buttimpoopin...don't bother me...

time after time...time after time...time after time

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Yep. Too much time on my hands. Ran. Hyper. Dogs pooping all day. I just wanted dog love and they smell like balls and poop. That's my day.

Monday, March 17, 2014

Republic of Bug

Clink, clink, clink, clink

Whatcha doing, Mommy?

Counting quarters.

For what?

Gasoline.

Why?

Too much month at the end of the money.

That doesn't make sense.

Well, someday it will. Do you think it is bad to call in sick when you run out of gas?

I think you can call in sick if you have gas, Mommy. No one wants to be around you then.

Thanks. Sound advice.

Mom, here you go.

What are you doing?

Giving you one of my dollars.

No, I don't want to have your money. I will figure it out with my change.

It's Ok, Mommy, I didn't take the garbage out this weekend. I should be punished.

Uh. That's not how government pay works.

Mother, you are not the government.

Yes, yes I am. I am the Government of the Republic of Bug.

Mother, if you were the government, I wouldn't have any money.

How quick you learn, child.

Thursday, March 13, 2014

Man Shades of GREY!

Just out on Amazon!
I enjoyed this very much and I am very supportive of Mr. Curtis! Congratulations!
Review and hopeful (hint, hint) interview with the author to come!

Monday, March 3, 2014

Goodreads Giveaway!

Goodreads Book Giveaway

The Boogie Man Is My Friend by Kathryn Loving

The Boogie Man Is My Friend

by Kathryn Loving

Giveaway ends March 22, 2014.

See the giveaway details at Goodreads.

Enter to win

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Winter White

I love to laugh, but I have always been self-conscious of my smile. When I was young, my teeth were discolored from too much fluoride in the water. At least that is what my dentist in Minnesota told me and as I grew older, other dentists in Wyoming confirmed those same findings. I always wanted white teeth. It just has never been affordable. I mean, my parents couldn't afford to get me movie star teeth and back then dentist didn't put braces on kids willy nilly like they do now. And so I had to muscle through not being proud of my smile.

At least until now.

Have you ever tried those white strips? Many of my friends have and they rave about them. I tried them and they didn't work, made my teeth hurt, and tasted terrible. I gave up. I thought...nah, I don't want to be that miserable.

I have inquired in the past, with my dentists to see about "movie star" teeth...caps. Not a problem if you have a cool $12-16,000 laying around. Beat me. Once, when I had that much money, I even thought about it. Really hard. I just couldn't do it. They also had an LED treatment, but that was still $600.00. I scheduled my appointment, but I cancelled, thinking I could not just spend that on vanity. Weird, right? I know. I spend that on shoes. Three years have gone by since I had inquired about making my smile really feel good to share, instead of covering my mouth.

So, luckily, I was approached with a new product, Smile Brilliant!

I was skeptical until I saw the LED light in the package. Just like the dentist!

Now time to get gross. Here is what you see on my blog...no photo shopping...all natural. BUT-from a distance:
 OK, so normally on here you don't see me dressed in 1920s garb, feel privileged.
 
I might look more like this:
See...in all the shots, I am far away from the camera and not smiling real big.
 
Here I am in the hospital..fake smiling...far away. Don't panic. I'm not there anymore. It was an old pic.
 
Again, you might not realize what my teeth look like. AND-I BRUSH MY TEETH A LOT!
 
Let me scare the heebie jeebies out of you:
 
Before treatment.
 
This is one treatment later.
 
OK. First of all, I am not a professional photographer and lighting was never the same. I apologize for the bad images.  It really isn't that hard to tell how drastic the change was after 5 treatments of Smile Brilliant! Look! Here is the 5th treatment in daylight:
Winter chapped lips from being outside and running outside. Don't judge me. They are better. They are voluptuous today. Look at the difference. I have white teeth! I mean, what a improvement! I still could use some treatments, but what progress! What do you think? Cool, right?
 
Well, I have something better...if you want it now, you can go to the link above (click on Smile Brilliant!) and buy it. It's only $39.99. If you want to chance for a  giveaway...leave a comment below as to why you would want to win Smile Brilliant! and how important a white smile is to you. I will announce the lucky winner in a week! I was really pleased. It didn't taste yucky. It didn't hurt my gums or make my teeth sore. And...most of all...it works! I love this product!