Clink, clink, clink, clink
Whatcha doing, Mommy?
Too much month at the end of the money.
That doesn't make sense.
Well, someday it will. Do you think it is bad to call in sick when you run out of gas?
I think you can call in sick if you have gas, Mommy. No one wants to be around you then.
Thanks. Sound advice.
Mom, here you go.
What are you doing?
Giving you one of my dollars.
No, I don't want to have your money. I will figure it out with my change.
It's Ok, Mommy, I didn't take the garbage out this weekend. I should be punished.
Uh. That's not how government pay works.
Mother, you are not the government.
Yes, yes I am. I am the Government of the Republic of Bug.
Mother, if you were the government, I wouldn't have any money.
How quick you learn, child.