It is much to my relief not to have to see pockets expand past the fringe or pants on the ground. I needed a break. I just want to grab those pockets and pull, then say, "See? That looks dumb."
However, the police would come calling for a report of a pervert in the park.
Seeing clothes on kids is much needed and if they don't have the self worth to do it, I guess Mother Nature has to be in charge. As a supervisor, I hate to have to tell my student employees that they have to change their attire. It has happened that the Fargo snarl came out. Business attire does not mean you show the most of your "girls."
The response? "Erin Brokovich did and look where it got her! I look good!"
"Deary, you just need matching knee pads to go with that outfit." No, I didn't say that, but I thought it. I told her, "We're not in Kansas, Toto."
Not only am I getting an education in how to move up in the world by dressing the part, I continue to learn new words in the near south...
drawlstrings- spelled d-r-a-w-s-t-r-i-n-g-s=
I can even use it in a sentence:
I think I need to put myself in a bag and pull the "drawlstrings", hide for the day, and then ship myself home at 4.