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Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Words From Yo Motha

Oh, dear college students, my sweet little birds...

Please be aware of the following words of advice from your adopted mother:

1) Don't stink up my conference room with your whhheeeee doggies! If your feet permeate the room through your shoes, it is time to break from the shower strike and throw the shoes out. Your commitment to protest is duly noted.

2) When you are on the toilet in the ladies' room using your cell phone-please do your business first. The fact that you refuse to courtesy flush after a stinky pooper is not a benefit of me while I pee. However, because I can hear your silly convo, I am going to flush 3 times for good measure in your honor. Yes, you're welcome.

3) See-thru Yoga pants are not a staple wardrobe piece unless you are a Vegas stripper.

That is all. 

Thank you.

5 comments:

Well Seasoned Fool said...

And the problem with see through yoga pants is?

Momma Fargo said...

WSF...butt crack alert! Say no to crack!

Old NFO said...

Heh, gotta agree with WSF again... We can't 'look' anymore???

Allenspark Lodge said...

If you lean forward whilst sitting, place both palms over your mouth and (facial) cheeks, and blow out of the sides of your mouth into your palms, you may be able to make a loud and convincing "farting" sound. THEN flush repeatedly.

Bill

Daddy Hawk said...

Gentlemen, may I suggest a more nuanced position on yoga pants? For every pair of yoga pants that are nicely filled and pleasing to admire, there are at least two pair filled with a visage such that they cannot be unseen. We must demand common sense yoga pant licensing and registration to prevent retinal scarring. Do it for the children.