I was woke up out of a wonderful sleep, dreaming of Daryl Dixons and Dwayne Johnsons when Bug screeched so loud I thought I would pop a cap in someone's ass coming into the hallway. I should have known it was drama.
Gasp! Horror! Tears flowing down my child's face.
Maybe I wasn't cut out to be a mother.
Maybe I should handle everything a little differently.
Maybe my mother advice should not come from Pinterest:
Well, the above statement really doesn't apply in this situation.
First day of "THE PERIOD." Someone beat me now.