Let's just screw all the law enforcement officers in all The Land as well as throw away the judicial system. Why do we need Congress? How about let's go with a dictatorship. Yes, that's the ticket.
And thank you for taking away all the free equipment and grant programs from law enforcement. Don't worry, those MREs sucked ballz. I hated them. They were good in a pinch if I needed to be constipated for days in the woods. I got to drive Russ (armored vehicle), thank you. That was cool. Now we have to give it back. Well, probably. You might ask for it back.
It's like when your big sister asks you what you want to do and she makes you play her game, do what she wants to do, and eats your candy bar. Then, your big sister tells you what to do anyway. Then she plays with your toys, lets you touch them, then takes them back. That might have all actually happened.
I am witnessing with my very own eyes and additionally, all of America's eyes, the craziest happenings in this country. I have to blink and wipe my eyes, then go back and rewind. And drink. It's causing me to drink a lot. I hope the government will pay for my rehab and other benefits when it comes time for my intervention.
It's quite unbelievable actually. And no one is stopping him. No one is putting up their hands. Wait, that was a bad choice of words.
This is fucking ridiculous. There. I feel better now. Sorry, Mom.
CNN has pissed me off to no end with their racist remarks and untruthful scrutiny. They are banned.
I really wish I could write a letter and ask Obama to do a ride along with me. If I was a cop, I would. However, any chief might frown on that because we are not to be regular citizens writing to Congress or The President.
But if he ever were to take me up on a ride along, you can guarantee it would be interesting and fun. And he might get to see the real world of the streets. Oh, and I would be the real Fargo minus a couple f-bomb for clarity and politeness, but still the same me.
Here's another tidbit. To the police administrators: you had better accept the body cams without discontent because if you don't play along, there you go. The world will persecute you like Jesus. Sure there are disadvantages as with everything. Absolutely love the car videos, not sure I would like the body cams, but your leader has spoken and by golly, he knows everything about law enforcement. I think in the long run, it will vindicate several cops even at the sacrifice of discomfort and awkwardness. If you want to come along and pee with me, then I would gladly wear one. I peed a lot on duty. Sorry about your rose bushes, Mr. Shenanigans.
Mr. President, you work for me. You are fired! I always wanted to play Donald Trump. Maybe I am giving you a pink slip?....detention?
Ok, could you please get your act together? It's just a simple request.
This movie is the worst horror film I have watched in real time.