Yesterday...I decided to go to breakfast with my friend instead of eating my homemade stuff. The cafeteria is cheap and the Chef makes up a great feast. Breakfast is no more than $2.00. It's all homemade, but not with the stuff I can consume except for the bacon and eggs. I opted for homemade jumbo biscuits and gravy.
I opted to spend the next hour sitting on the pot and evacuating all college students from the 1st floor restroom. When that was too mighty for me to stand, I then bombed the basement level restroom.
Noon came around.
The boss took us out to lunch. I could have chosen a salad with grilled chicken and balsamic vinaigrette. I opted to join my colleagues with juicy burgers by selecting a blackened chicken sandwich and homemade malt vinegar potato chips.
It was delicious even though I took off the bun because it had too much butter on it.
One hour later...while running and sliding into home base (a stall) in the 1st floor restroom, I evacuated the place again. 30 minutes later I consumed the 2nd floor restroom with fog. 30 minutes later it became necessary to use the basement facility.
I went to the gym.
Two trots to the bathroom followed by runs and not on the running track if you know what I mean. The lights flickered. I continued to do my bitness, although the sound and consistency of the shart stream was affected by the power outage.
I used the whole roll.
Yeah. Did not happen.
Two minutes to blast off and a few feet from entering the door and I left to fog up the lower bathroom then go home.
Once I got home, I went to bed.
I guess that taught me.
I don't think descriptive details are necessary, but everything was a strange yellow color. I wish it was more of this kind of crap...
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