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Thursday, June 25, 2015

Short Tweet To Crazy Town

With the sudden surge of Twitter followers, you would think someone tweeted nekkid pics of my head photoshopped on Jennifer Lopez's body. I mean, even famous people are following me. I do not have many connections in Hollyweird. Ok. One. Maybe two but they are very, very distant.

What in the world? I have no idea what inspired them thar new Tweeters to follow me. Maybe it was my vagina or poop updates.

Is it creepy good or creepy bad or creepy weird?

I bet it isn't as creepy weird as my historical leap back in time to take selfies with John Wayne Gacy.

I didn't even blog about weed. Nor tweet about it.

I pull a lot of weeds out of my garden, but I don't smoke them.
Maybe it is because I don't hide my crazy, I parade it around on the front porch. Crazy is like a train wreck. You can't look away.

I want to take a moment and thank all my supporters. It really means a lot to me that you stick around or are new to this crazy train. I am humbled everyday that you take an interest in my work.

Yeah. I know. I stole that from Hillary. Not really. She wouldn't be that nice. I should leave the poor gal alone. She has been the subject of my scrutiny a lot lately. It's like obsessive. Oh, Hill, you silly old nag.
Not really. I know a lot of whoooores out there and their damn done broke a long time ago. I have no idea why she thinks there are a lot of virgin prostitutes left in the world.

I know it is hard to believe many don't like my Jesus jokes nor my other funnies. I am not making fun of the Lord. I just enjoy a good smile about Christianity. Just because we are serious about God, doesn't mean Jesus doesn't have some humor. I think the tri amigos (father, son, holy spirit) would find humor in this...
A little smile? Come on. Good humor here.

What's the attraction to your Tweeter friends? Facebook? Why do you hang around blogs? 

Is it my intelligent assumptions? My sense of jaded-ish humor? 

I know. It's my B-12 crack attacks. If you feel like it...tweet with me. Face the book with me...or stay right here. Comment. And often. Thanks.

-this post was brought to you by B-12, the Color 9, and grey banned items


Well Seasoned Fool said...

Nekkid pictures? WHERE?

MrGarabaldi said...

Hey Momma Fargo,

I follow you on blogs, google + and facebook. Anymore than that will cross into stalker territory;). Seriously I have no interest in twitter. My exposure online is enough...don't want to add something else. I come back because of your sense of humor and I don't have any clue what you will say from post to post. Like me, your filter is broken and I don't care who is offended.

Bob G. said...

Momma Fargo:

I think all those followers are part of the NSA< checking all the "red flag" words you use...LOL.

Hey, I don't THINK Jesus has a sense fg humor...I KNOW IT!
After all, look at all the dumbass crims out there...and the leftards.
If THAT isn't comic relief, I dunno WHAT the hell is, Kiddo.

Roll safe down there, dear.

The Queen said...

I keep coming back hoping to get a neked glimpse of that ass you sport around.. lol..

OK,, I hang around cause you've threatened to tell all my deep dark secrets in a book if I don't..

Ok,, I hang around cause you know where I keep the gin and I don't want you to pee in it.

Ok.. I hang around cause well.. you make me smile..

Love ya girlfriend..