It's one of those frog days. A frog... on a lily pad...in the rain... in a pond... alone. Only I want the human version. I want to be home under the blankies in my jammies with my puppies by my side. Perhaps a Netflix movie on the screen while enjoying the gentle rain outside...with no human interference. Is that too much to ask?
Just say "no" to humans.
I just need a break. Universities are full of humans. Too many of them, to be exact. And they whine like a bunch of June bugs on a hot May night. Continually. Non-stop. Even if you give them a cookie. They still whine.
Behind me at my desk is a big wooden sign that reads, "Call Your Mother." They know I absolutely mean it and once they begin their spiel, I point. They stop. Lesson learned.
Maybe I needed that sign on my forehead when I was a cop.
Excuse me while I tend to the lilies...those delicate little flowers. Sigh.