The latest buzz around the world is the GOP debate show. What a crock of shit. It was so shocking to me I had to watch it for 40 minutes before I turned the channel off. Talk about a bunch of dodos. The first 15 minutes somehow resembled a cackle of renegade frat boys sitting around a table grooming their chia pets and fighting over the rake while comparing dick sizes.
I'm sure the Clintons were laughing in their cereal this morning recapping all this nonsense as Bill chimed in saying, "Geez, Hillary, and they got all in an uproar over a few blow jobs and some adulterous escapades.We got this."
Oh, I exaggerate not. They were even showing the world their hands as if...
I was relieved they didn't strip down to their banana hammocks.
I think it was the largest debate disaster in history and just in case you missed it, these shenanigans are forever immortalized in film. I watched with a gaping mouth like Monica until I got a bad taste in my mouth and had to leave the room.
So here is what I could summarize before turning away:
Trumpty Dumpty. He claims he can take on ISIS in a very uncivilized manner by killing everyone but first beheading women and children, blowing things up and taking the oil, yet he can't even battle Megyn Kelly. She still one ups him. BTW, Donald, make sure you move them away from the oil tankers and refineries before you blow the countryside to smithereens so you save the natural resources. Good plan.
If anyone gets under Trump's skin, he just calls them "little" or "ugly. Waa fucking waa. I think he was home schooled and never learned how to play nice in little Judy's sandbox. Cruz had a booger on his lip all night and Rubio had little man syndrome. It was biblical. Babble on.
No one is talking about Govenor Kasich who actually showed up disguised as an adult. He was the only one who answered the questions with substance and did not engage in the reindeer games. Applause to the governor.
I'm certain I was stuck on the rinse and spin cycle of my washing machine or possibly beamed into a Melissa McCarthy movie, but that would have been fun. I struggled to run after the Oxycontin and then remembered I didn't do drugs as I threw everything out of the medicine cabinet in the frantic search for some pain relief.
I have no remarkable words. They escape me.
In other news, I was steered to something great: