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Friday, March 10, 2017

Let's Get Naked

I know all you perverts clicked on this post because of the title. Sickos.

Getting naked isn't always about taking your clothes off and parading around in your birthday suit. It might be about exposing your feelings. Well, this post isn't about that. I don't have feelings. Getting naked might be about going without makeup. Who does that? Silly.

No makeup? Pshaw.

Well, not really. I go without makeup a lot. You know I am only a semi-princess type. It depends on my mood or an event or whether I want to scare people. Drain the color right out of their faces. Like me, today, for instance. The color has been drained.  I have noticed I am looking a lot older and I am supposed to be looking younger with this skin regimen my doctor put me on. It is supposed to reverse aging, sunspots, and prevent skin cancer. Apparently, I am a mess. Well, it makes me look fucking old. It's terrible stuff. And my insurance paid good money for this. Gah. I'm torn. Do I want to look young or die of skin cancer?I'm not sure yet. In the meantime of my vacillation (not a pervert term), I will continue to use the shit.
I see old people!
Here is my latest on the serious side...oh look...it's about deviant behavior! Just what you wanted to talk about, you perverts! If you have me on your Facebook feed, please click, like, share, comment or pass me around like a Friday night hooker. And leave any discussion you like...anywhere. Have no inhibitions.


Well Seasoned Fool said...

Yep, just another tease. We pervs lead lives of constant disappointment.

Momma Fargo said...

Haha. Smoochies, WSF. Love ya!

Coffeypot said...

Well, this pervert much prefers the taking off of the clothes and prancing around naked. If I want feelings, I'll smack my head.

Old NFO said...

Hang in there... :-)

Bob G. said...

Momma Fargo:
Somehow, when I come across the phrase "deviant behavior", you are NOT on my list of things or people that come to mind...lol.
Pass you around...LMNAO!
Yeah, the aging thing isn't what people tell us (gracefully? my ass!)
Chicken skin? really?
Sagging skin? circles under the eyes? assorted aches and pains? joints that sound like a bowl of rice Krispies when I wake up?
I can live without ALL of that.
Helluva way to spend those "autumn" years, hmm?

Roll safe down there, dear.