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Thursday, July 20, 2017

Wouldn't We All Want To Look Like The New Wonder Woman

I'm sure you were about to wonder, "Where did the Fargo go?"

Don't ask if this is a likeness of me!
Of course I shaved off my mustache this morning.
Or maybe you are one of those fair weather readers who only glances to see if I posted some funny story of old cops and robbers days and since some of my stories aren't funny or about cops, you clicked off the new spins. Seriously, there are people out there like that.



Anyway, I don't have any earth shattering news. Wait, I do. I will express it in a meme:




I don't know if there are readers of my blog who only read the cop stories.

Well, yes, I do.

They are everywhere! Seriously refined tastes of some do not like my side dishes. They only come for the main entree and if it isn't what they expect, they are very disappointed.







The good news is I disappoint people every day and frequently. It's a gift.
I don't care which party you are, this meme is funny!


You are wondering if I look like KellyAnne? We might actually be related because of our hair color. Motor Oil could taste like chocolate sauce in the right situation. Look at Monster Trucks, Chreech loved it.

And I would also tell you that Red Bull is the nectar of the gods if I was paid enough. I hate that stuff. Even if you add alcohol to that shit, it only makes you a wide awake drunk and you had to suffer greatly while drinking the cocktail down.

So yeah, KellyAnne's job sounds like fun. Wouldn't it be a joy to mess with the media and have them wait on pins and needles to see what your response was all the while irritating the shit out of them because you smile all the time while doing it.

Yes.

It would be the perfect job.

Suspense is killing you softly, I'm sure, so I am including a brunette likeness of myself:
Come on, it's close!

 Here are some tips as a good citizen. Go do this:

Get on your computer or smart phone. Search for these two bad guys:

I hope you do Google for the artist sketch pic of the Delphi murder suspect and the photograph of the triple homicide suspect hiding in Wyoming so you can alert the police should you have information. If you are not in those areas, well, keep an eye for those bad guys displayed on your local news who are in your neck of the woods. Police rely on community assistance. You do matter.

Stay on your computer and smart phone. Don't power down yet.

In the meantime while you are hunting bad guys, I have two articles of interest. One is on a story about me and how you and those interested in law enforcement might value a little advice down that road. If you don't need the insight, it might be an interesting read anyway. It is located here. 

In an exciting development, thanks to a referral from the Salty Sarge, I am a now a writer for Law Enforcement Today. Go give him some website hits. My first article is located here. Please pass me around like a Thursday hooker because the more traffic, the better for my writing career. Duh. You know how that works.

I appreciate your support!

Have a great Thursday!

Since summer school is now officially over and my brains are splattered around like Alphabet Soup, I will start up again with some great blog posts. Shirley, they will intrigue you. I know. You don't want to be called Shirley.

Upcoming is some book reviews and a surprise!

No, I'm not pregnant. Wouldn't that be a surprise!?!

Yes indeedy.

Ok.

It's time to go before I have twins.




Thursday, July 13, 2017

The Rough Cuts

Did you watch the Wray hearing? I did see most of it.

I like the guy. He is solid. I think he will easily get a pass.

There really isn't much else to report. They were pretty easy on him. I think they all like him. Wow! A consensus. Crazy.

Maybe I will plaster you up with some memes surely designed by some sicko to make us laugh or gasp. Not sure about that. I think they are freaking hilarious tho. That's my skew on things.

It could be attributed to my sour mood today.





In the news, a possible serial killer emerges in Pennsylvania. Very sad case. Here is a clip.  Young male victims, possibly. They have only identified one so far. Perhaps it is something else, but it appears there is a mass grave. I detect a mountain of work at that farm.

The plot thickens in the latest with "RUSSIAGATE". Read this. Don't look at the headline. It doesn't do the article justice.

Here's another. These are by conservative news feeds. I can't tell what the truth is because the left reports this and the right reports that. Neither are the same or similar.

My forehead has a permanent scar from banging a brick wall. Here's a new stretch. All this nonsense wears me the fuck out.

This world makes less sense every day. What if terrorists are trying to bring back the earth to day 0 because they foresee the implosion coming from politics and civil unrest. Nah. Just kidding. They are a bunch of turds. This conspiracy thinking out loud of sorts will surely get Big Brother to watch me. That will be awesome. I won't need to invest in an alarm system.

You: ADT Me: The Feds.

Of course they may not be that great at security, because after all, several years ago they lost a lot of guns.



But, that's not my business.













I think I will go to the range.

Thursday, July 6, 2017

the line through a pair of infinitely close points on the curve or Cube of Soap

Yesterday an NYPD officer was killed in an unprovoked attack while in her marked vehicle. May Officer Miosotis Familia rest in peace. 
Thank you for your service.




Although we will never understand these attacks, we do have huge emotion over them in the direction of anger, sadness, and shock. 

I think they hit every American. It can be very unsettling to all when we have such a random and senseless act which reveals our sacred security is actually fragile and shattered in an instant by these horrid reminders. 

They happen too often. I don't want to wake up to another. 

It's also a tell tale sign we live in different times where humanity has a price and people think life is cheap. There are people who view some professions as sacrificial or less than others. There are those who believe, "Well, that's the risk cops take."

If I hear those type of statements, I get a little peeved. Idiot talk and ignorance. It isn't the fact people are ignorant that bothers me so much, it is the lack of seeking correct information or educating oneself. Just continue to live in your dumb world because you refuse to learn the answers or seek information or educate yourself. 

Of course peace officers know the risks when they take the oath. Of course we do! It doesn't make them sacrificial lambs. Gah. We don't EXPECT to get ambushed or killed every duty. We EXPECT to go home to our families. 

It doesn't make these barbaric acts OK either. Or even justifiable by mental illness or vendetta against police and/or poo-pooed or explainable.  Nor should we ever become numb to them! KRIMENY Ethyl, we should be rattled each time a soldier is killed or an officer is slain. 

Raise your bubbles! Come out of your mommy's cellars and wake up!




We can all watch people walk around with vaginas on their head for women's issues, but no one gets rattled or aligns together to rally about our safety and security. It's expected. 

Well, it's not that easy, folks. 

BTW...the title is a riddle. Do you know what it is?





Wednesday, July 5, 2017

Bigly Stupid

Of course I have to weigh in on this ridiculous Tweeter war with CNN and sadly now their strongarming a redditor. And they published the story? I mean, come on!

It keeps getting worse as the battle over the CNN memes floods the social media world. Then CNN responds by saying HansA**holeSolo or whatever his handle is called and said he didn't feel threatened by CNN's call to destroy the meme or else he will be identified ultimatum. Like we believe that's true. Or maybe it is, but it still sounds coerced. What a bunch of dufusses. I know I didn't spell that correctly, but just go ahead and meme me about it.

In other news, NYPD officer was slain, a soldier was killed in Afghanistan, and over 100 were shot in Chicago over the holiday weekend. And a photograph might prove Amelia Earhart did not die in a plane crash. BUT...CNN can't let go of a meme. I've never heard of such a preposterous thing. At least to this date.

I do love how Twitter is now flooded with CNN memes. Let me share a couple or two or three:





Just when I think the world can't get any stupider. Bigly.