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Friday, September 22, 2017

Sh*tty Sh*tty Bang Bang

So I did not die. I know. You can't believe it and you had toasted several to my supposed demise.
Whatever. Wait. You made me say whatever. Have I ever told you I do not like that phrase? Ack.

As the world churns, so do the days of our lives. See what I did there all you soap opera fans?

Check out my latest contribution on Law Enforcement Today. It's like Frozen, only different.

So what have I been up to? About 5'6".

School. Sucks. Dragon. Balls.
Professors. Hate me. Hate my work. Not sure.
Life. Going Too Fast. Not. Enough. Time.
Projects. There.
Kiddo. Going Through Life. On Crack.
Dogs. Adorable.
Family. Good. Far Away.
Harry Potter House. Full Of Love.
Neighbor. Losing It.

So interpret that English masterpiece for a prize. Lord Farquaad has been going off the deep end. Literally. The other day I came out of the house and he came over the edge of his porch screaming and hollering. It was that shaking angry nonsense with spittle. And then. He called me "A Piece Of Shit" with clenched teeth.

I was like, "Wha?"

Oh hell no.


He said it twice.

I just started at him while he raged about me being compared to a turd and then walked away.

Yeah, I really wanted to punch the grouchy fucker right in the face, but that would land me in jail.

Now will he come after me? Probably. Will I retreat again? Yes. I also know about the rest of the story if it happens.

It is medical and very not OK because they can't control it and I can't control it.

The whole neighborhood has been under siege. Not good. Not good.

There is more, but I will just let you know it is escalating and not good at all. Not good.

I need to get to the country and ten hut, ten hurry. I never should have left it. City sucks. Like all the time. I can't people. I can do it at work, then I need to leave them behind for wild frontier and trees.

Lesson learned.

Never again in my life.

All city property will not be considered and we are getting the Harry Potter in order to sell it. I need Calgon. Do they even make that anymore?


Tennessee Grammie said...

NOW you know why I buy homes on mountain tops...

Coffeypot said...

What happened to old house you were restoring?

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Privacy is wonderful.

Allenspark Lodge said...

Maybe a longish visit to a small mountain town in Colorado is in order. With people who love you. Even is you are a piece of shit.

;) Bill

MrGarabaldi said...

Hey Momma Fargo;

I know that you didn't drop off the planet, I would have felt a great disturbance in the force if you had done so.
Neighbors make things sporting...My redneck crack neighbors think I am crazy..so they leave me alone....which I don't mind.
Take care of yourself out there and things will get better.

Mad Jack said...

Did you rattle the Grumpus's cage with one of your early morning au naturel sojourns? Because that might do it.

Bob G. said...

Momma Fargo:
---"As the world chums"...ROFL!
---Like FROZEN, you say....worth a read!
---Love your "Cliffs Notes" version of your recent life...gotta remind myself to do likewise.
---Geezus...didn't know you had THOSE kinda clusterf*cks down in YOUR town...it's always worse in LARGER cities (and I know).
Hope things can work out...or the neighbor croaks...either way.
(I know...not nice to say, but what else is there?)
---I'd really hate to see 'ya move farther away...not having shared coffee with 'ya.
I know how much you loved that house (initially).
(BTW, the house across our side street is vacant, if...)
Probably not up your alley, though.

Take it easy and roll safe down there, Kiddo.

Old NFO said...

Hang in there, and do what you have to, to deal with asshole next door.

Dave Mansfield said...

Take note for time is unrelenting. Take that moment when all seems in chaos,with partners, with kids, animals, the home, your studies. Would you really trade it for anything! Just doesn't seem your style. Just saying!