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Thursday, November 16, 2017

A college Haiku of sorts

I'm pretty sure I am losing it and reverting to high school.

I am depressed when I don't get an A.

Statistics.

It's the devil.

I will be lucky to pass.

Passing is a B.

It's a struggle.

I struggle.

Sigh.

So instead I just sit here and cry like a big fat baby.

 And feel sorry for myself.

Like a boob.

What a boob.

Suck it up, buttercup.

If I have to take this class over, I might be a monster student with deep anger issues.

Not really.

I'm not a snowflake.

But alas, I am still very sad and unhappy and angry.

It's like I'm a snowflake inside.

I think I'm going to go find Hillary.

I will  ask for her connections to "give me a pass" in this course.

Please.

Just this one time.

Maybe next semester too.

Second course in statistics.

I just got inducted to Golden Key Honors Society.


It is comprised of the top 15% of the university.

But it might be short lived only to dive below the mark a semester later.

This is not a Haiku.

The words are all wrong.

But a sad, sad college story.

From an adult, non-traditional student's standpoint.

Most young ones would have just shot up the place.

Instead, I'm going to seek out Hillary and ask for help.

Wait.

Is she even relevant anymore?

Humor.

I still have some.

College life.

Chirp.

Chirp.

6 comments:

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Perhaps an excellent haiku will cheer you up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmy6OaZEAhE

Momma Fargo said...

WSF...they faced the wrong way. LOL

Momma Fargo said...

Haka much better than Haiku

Bob G. said...

Momma Fargo:
---You need some kitty pics to cheer 'ya up.
(or a nice glass of wine)
Try some bourbon in your coffee...always makes me a LOT less bothered.
---Remember, you can't be at the top (of everything) ALL the time, otherwise you'd be The Mistress of the Universe, right? Dunno if that job's still available, either.
---And to get such an honor at your college...that alone is fantastic in my book (which is kinds heavy, too - makes a good door-stop).
---You keep doing what you're doing...it might not be the giant step you want with school (now), but you take enough baby steps and you'll STILL get to where you wanna go...kapeesh?

Good post.

Roll safe down there, Kiddo.

Old NFO said...

Hang in there lady! That you're doing as well as you are, with everything going on is a tribute to your ability!

MrGarabaldi said...

Hey Momma Fargo;

"If you are a solicitor..." Wow you are making use of that college edjamacation LOL. Seriously you are doing exceeding well so don't sweat the small stuff and you probably can get those lyrical prose turned into a cool song have Brittany Spears sing it or something...