My latest article on Law Enforcement Today for your perusal. I thought it was a little snarky, but it did not generate much traffic. We did have some fairly good discussion on a LEO private page with it.
Today on The Boogie Man FB page, I posted some nice peace and love memes. Spread kindness. Like jam. Why? Because it is easier to spread jam than jelly. NO! Because it's free. And it makes the world go around.
I have unplugged from news the last few days. I tried to catch up today and found it was about the same as when I left off. So, therefore, I think I missed nothing. But here is a meme which sums up my thoughts on college campuses right now, including mine.
THIS should not be tolerated. For reals. It is whacked.
You are only safe if you are a liberal speaker. What happened to this world?
When they invite extremists like Bill Ayers speak without redemption but not a conservative extremist like Ann Coulters, I find it very ironic. Now, I don't really care for either one of those persons, but I do not understand why there is a difference in policy and protection of free speech.
A little throwback funny for you today...see if you can recognize the sarcasm in my mind when I wrote this. Oh, and yes, these wer not politically correct times nor was I always "appropriate", but I was real.
|Picture of actual hooker I ran into...KIDDING! Well, maybe|
Running code to yet another family fight, I heard a call come over the radio.
A dispatcher off duty was following a car with 3 men wearing bandannas over their faces.
Not strange if you are riding a horse in a dusty storm...or in 1870 robbing a bank. Or even normal attire on Halloween. But this was in the middle of the week on a hot August night. I did not recall any insurgence of bandits coming into town or even a new gang.
Picture this: the backseat passenger was holding his hand over a girl's mouth and she was screaming. Several calls started streaming into the 911 center as other citizens reported the strange group. Naturally,
Thinking I was missing out on one of the local high school's theater group pranks (complacency and doubt giving me preconceived notions), I skeedaddled to my family fight and dealt with it as fast as I could wrap up a domestic argument.
Afterwards, the bandidos were still on the loose but the PoPo finally pulled in behind them and had pulled them over without incident.
Rookie. Training Opportunity. Or as we like to call them RTOs or "meat" calls.
Lepreshawn thought this would be great training for a felony stop for Lunch Money, my rookie. Although the heat of the stop was over, there was still an investigation to be done.
I wandered their direction and with a glance and some inside knowledge. I observed the yahoos in the car were 3 young men, currently on probation, who had become frequent flyers in the course of their childhood. They were familiar. I recognized them. They were gangsta wannabes with no real ghetto experience. After the fake guns were put away, we identified the "brilliant mob boss", Max.
MAX: Hi, officers. Just joking! We thought it would be funny to ride around with bandanas and pretend we kidnapped someone.
ME: Where did you figure that was a good idea? Out of a Cracker Jacks box?
Scha-wing! You just landed yourself the attention of the entire city. And we have all day. Idiots.
Strangely enough, the car smelled like weed. The kids smelled like weed. Must be weed. Sure enough. Lepreshawn found weed.
And so...gangsta wannabes became gangsta wannabes with weed tickets. We might turn them into real criminals after all.
ME: You might just want to tie those bandanas around your neck next time. Use them as a necklace or as a tourniquet. Just an idea.
MAX: What's a tourniquet?
ME: A really tight necklace. You can't be a gangsta if you don't know what that is. Just sayin'.
MAX: We are. There are gangs. You don't know what we are capable of.
ME: I know you are capable of being the only people in the city dumb enough to ride around looking for the PoPo to pull you over with guns and to turn yourselves in for weed.
MAX: We didn't do that.
ME: Really? Aren't those weed tickets in your hand? And don't I have your weed? And didn't you do some crazy shit to flag us down?
ME: Oh, and tell your probation officer hello. I expect that revocation warrant to be out next week.