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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

East Side Is In Da House

My guest today is Mass Hole Mommy from the east side...

I have been an avid follower and she linked up to my blog early on...and stayed. I'm guessing her computer is broken or she would have left me long ago. She is great. Her blog hosts a variety of posts and she interacts with her readers...and check out how many follow her. She still has time for the little people...like me. 

Yes, it's true...I gave her "fluffy" topics. I am so sad she isn't going to talk about underwater basket weaving and shell collecting at the dump.  I knew she wouldn't go there...just the detective in me. She broke the rules and went all Rambo on me. So give her a warm welcome!

I was honored when one of my favorite ladies, Momma Fargo, asked little old me to write a guest post for her. Imagine? Someone so cool as her wanting to hear from me? Wowza! Once I got over my initial excitement, however, I was faced with a dilema. What in the H-E-double hockey sticks was I going to write that would ever compare to the hilarity of the "dumb criminals" she writes about over at her place. I was stumped, so I asked her what she would like to see from me. She sent along a nice little email with "fluff" topics, but one thing really stood out to me. Sawyer Porn. Yes, you read that correctly.

But first, a little about me. First and foremost, I am a mom. I have two boys, who are five and two (they will be six and three this summer, though). If anyone said to me ten years ago that I was going to be a mom, I would have told them that I didn't have what it takes to be a mom, but once the bug hit me to have a baby (when I was 28), it hit hard. So the next month I found myself prego with my first little guy and it was the happiest time of my life to be honest. It was the best I'd ever felt. Ever. Then once he was actually born, I was overwhelmed with these feelings of love, joy and the need to protect him. It was crazy. At the time I had him, I still worked full time, but I worked "odd" hours, so my scheduled was opposte from my husband's. We hardly ever saw each other, but it was fine. We were paying the bills, had a nice house in the burbs and a perfect little boy.

Then two years later I decided that I wanted another baby. I always knew that I wanted to have two kids, so I expected to get prego right away with #2, but that didn't happen. It took almost a year to get pregnant, which was pretty stressful for me and my husband. That stress, coupled with the fact that we barely saw each other because of our work schedules, wasn't good, but we were making it happen. I gave my notice at work about two months before I was due. I wanted to be a SAHM and the hours I was working were insane. I had some 12 hours days mixed in there and I knew that was never going to work.

Three years and 13 days from the birth of our first son, I popped out my second. Well actually he was cut out, but who's counting? That pregnancy and delivery wasn't as nearly as enjoyable as my first and I had multiple complications with the recovery. It took me about three months to heal completely, and being home with a toddler and a newborn was HARD. My husband was working two jobs and I was ready to pull my hair out.

About four months after I had the baby, my husband and I went to a friends wedding and on the way home he told me he was leaving me, so I found myself a single mom, which I was in no way ready for, but I didn't have much control over it, so I had to go with it. I didn't want to be "single". I like having a man in my life to take care of me. I put myself back out there on the dating scene soon after my ex-husband left me. The truth is, it was over much longer before he actually left, so it wasn't as mind-blowing as it would have been if i wasn't somewhat prepared. So, it was about three months after my ex left me that I met Chris, the man I am gonna marry this October.

But back to the Sawyer porn thing. There's no denying it, I am totally boy crazy. I love to look at a sexy man with a hot bod. Who doesn't, though? We are all human, right? As a society in general I think we are taught to covet those people blessed with good looks and I sure do love me a good lookin' man! Sawyer, who is a character on Lost (Josh Holloway) just so happens to be one of the hottest pieces of meat on the planet, so I post half nekkid pics of him on my blog every week along with a little recap of the show....that noone reads because they are all there to look at the picture. I haven't decided what I'm going to do once the show is off, but I'm thinking of something along the lines of "Half Nekkid Wednesdays". I find my fiance extremely hot, but I also find a long list of other men extremely hot, too, so why not look?

So, in closing, I would like to thank Momma Fargo (I just realized I don't even know her real name) for having me take over her space for today. and remember, when times are tough, there is always a picture of a skantily clothed man somewhere to make everything better!
There you have it...a big shout out and thank you to Mass Hole Mommy with the Sawyer Porn. It can't get any better..Hot Nekked Men, right? And she is a great mom! Celebrate great mothers! Parents make all the difference...choose to be an outstanding one! Check her out here! She rocks!


Anonymous said...

Great post... Have to say that even though I am a lllllllesbian I still find Mr Sawyer worthy of a change in my lifestyle :0)

Mass Hole Mommy said...

Aw, shit. Why didn't you tell me you wanted me to write about my underwater basket weaving class? Dammit. There's always next time....

Thank you for having me. You know you're one of my favs and I'm humbled you wanted moi to take up space over here!

The crazy Shaw Family said...

Who doesn't appreciate a "half Nekkid man?" I know I do!
Sigh. Thanks for sharing your story with us, Mass Hole Mommy. I look forward to reading more of your blog.

Bethany said...

Nice meeting you, Mass Hole Mommy!

Deb said...

Love reading Mass Hole Mommy's blog! Nothing better than a bit of Sawyer porn to make my week better :)

Momma Fargo said...

Eternally Distracted,

:) You crack me up!

Mass Hole Mommy,

Thank you so much for guest posting here. I am so honored!

The crazy Shaw Family,

She is awesome!


No doubt!

Debbie said...

I have to go check out her blog, I think I have before, she is pretty cool!

Momma Fargo said...


She is awesome!

Mass Hole Mommy said...

I think I'm pretty awesome,too, if I do say so myself. LOL.

Momma Fargo said...

LOL. Well, I would hope so! :) We must first love ourselves in order to love others, right?

kathryn said...

Okay. So, that was a great guest post! Am I banned from visiting Mass Hole Mommy if I don't watch Lost? I mean, I don't want to get egged or anything...I'll drop by her place and see if anyone throws anything at me.

Ann T. said...

Dear Momma Fargo,
okay, confession time. I have a closet that is also a hallway in my flat, and I have a pic of Mel Gibson up. i am still looking for a good one of Sean Connery as Bond and Sam Elliot in a cowboy hat.

As for the first two, they are not universally known to be nice to the ladies. So I don't want to meet them. I just want to look at them!

STFU, Bond, you're ruining the moment!!

Ann T.

Anonymous said...

LOVE IT! Love you both! Though I admit, I've never watched an episode of Lost..maybe I should?

peedee said...

Ok Mass Hole Mommy you got me. Half nekkid Sawyer pics is all you had to say. I'll be right ovah!

And I fed the fish Momma Fargo. They're good to go. ;)

Momma Fargo said...


She is great! I agree! And, no. I can't even keep up. LOL.

Ann T.,

You lost me at Sam Elliot.
Swoon. Drool.


It is great. Although, if you don't start at the beginning, you get lost. No pun intended. LOL.


At least you read more than I do. I get lost at Half Nekkid.