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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Deadwood or Bust...It's Not About Sex!

No limp dicks or boobies here. Well...

I'm going to Limp Dick, South Dakota. Wah, wah, wah. (That's Deadwood). I'm giving a portion of my winnings to Monkey. I'm on a Monkey Mission.

This is a post about vices and unorthodox fund raising.



While I'm in Limp Dick...don't be one...help out Monkey. Just imagine if 1000 bloggers donated 1 dollar each. That's a thousand dollars. Think about our potential. We can work miracles through the internet network. I'm donating $100.00 cash and some raffle items...stole the money from Hubs' hunting fund. He doesn't know yet. Shhhh. Don't tell him.



Rob, steal, pillage...whatever you can do. Yes...I say rape the cats and pillage the rich women. If you can't afford anything...grab the button from Ian. Chat it up about Monkey on your blog.  Maybe one of your followers will click on it and donate. I'm the popo...I'm a broke pig. If I can do it...so can you. If someone donates a $1,000 as a single donation...I will send them my autographed stinky black combat popo boots with street grime from the hood and a junior police badge. I can even throw in a free ride-a-long with the popo bitch from hell...that's me. OK..the rides are always free...but if you're a felon...I can sneak you in. I'd do it for anyone's kid...but this one needs us now. Come one...hand over that dope money. I know you make at least 5 G a week.

If you are in a motorcycle gang...I know you support kid's charities.

Mafia...come on...make Uncle Sam think you are stellar. Put your bucks where the government would least expect it.

Average everyday law-abiding citizen...embrace the children. Put your ten bucks down and send some love to Michelle.

When it comes to children that need help...money has no color, race, gender, or any other differences. It's all green. It all helps.
Go give Michelle some love at http://www.mypixiedreams.com/.

Do it! Do it!

We've got to move it, move it!

And when I return...guaranteed the LIEU and I will have a lot of funny drunk, gambling, spa disaster, mani-pedi, winery ,cabana boy, pole dancing, streaking, hot tub farting, buffalo tipping, golfing, poker, historical fiasco stories to share...only I'll do the storytelling. He gets a little animated. We're going to have to keep him to a one scotch limit. Perhaps we'll get arrested...or not! We can run faster than them thar fat cops and their horses. If I zig and zag I can outrun a taser, too.

I'm off to the old west...hopefully...Kevin Kostner will be in his bar...I've got a few things to tell him. You can find us at The Midnight Star. Maybe not, his machines are wound too dang tight...that stingy bastid.  I'll be playing three card poker...somewhere...and during the day...spa treatments. The six guns are going with me. My antique sheriff badge is in my pocket...might come in handy. And James Bond's first car is in one of the hotels...might take her for a spin. I'll be back at high noon, pardners! Wah, wah, wah...Limp Dick will never be the same...not while the sheriff is in town.

Click on monkey to donate...please help!








13 comments:

Dee said...

Somehow, I think you would have fit in with my gang when I was younger. LOL

Have a great time!!!

~J said...

FAB Post Momma!!! Go round up zillions of dollars in Limp Dick or wherever this place is...lmao. You're the best!

Tree said...

You are awesome!! I'm doing for Monkey too...her little face is plastered all over my 3 blogs, and I am donating services from my design blog. :) Praying daily for Monkey, Michelle and family.

Speaking of terrific people, I have left you an award on my blog. :)

Award for You

Bossy Betty said...

Thank you for the reminder. I will Move It! Move it! I will!!!

peedee said...

Have fun Momma!! And send Kevin Costner my way when your done with him please. ;)

I got the monkey tomorrow when I get paid. And I'll pimp the story on my sight this weekend. I gotcha back girl!

Coffeypot said...

You two have a great time. I know I was invited, the invite is still in the mail I guess, but I wouldn't be able to come anyway. Have to go the grandkids band concert tonight. But I'll be thinking of you out there getting drunk, gambling, flirting with the guys and passing out. Enjoy!

Ms. Anthropy said...

Tell Kevin "HI!" for me.

The Queen said...

If you are going to deadwood,, swing around and come down hwy 83 back to Nebraska.. just before you get to the state line.. there is another casino..THE ROSEBUD...

We went to Deadwood two summers ago and hated it..AND WE ARE FARM, BACKWOODS, COUNTRY PEOPLE...

we hated hated hated it.. wouldn't even stay there.. went back to Wall SD and stayed there..

dead wood is about right..

The Girl Next Door Grows Up said...

I already did. But, I loved your spiel for it! Very funny!!!!

The Blue Zoo said...

I am definitely going to be donating. Have a great trip!

Theres a town down the road called Peckerbrush. LOL

Bethany said...

Can't see the monkey @ work, but I'll donate from home later.

Have fuN!

ASBLACKASOBAMA said...

Way ahead of you.... Already pledged what I could, and will give more when I have more.... Poor poor monkey....

Kevin Costner when to my alma mater!

Momma Fargo said...

All,

Thanks so much for your support for monkey!