1 - Have you ever had any feelings towards one of your teachers back in the day?
No. I wasn't allowed to have feelings. I did what I was told. Geesh, people. I grew up in the stone age when we respected our teachers.
2 - What's the most embarrassing thing that happened while at work? (If you never worked then make something up)
Once I died my hair and it turned pink. I couldn't get in to the hairdresser to get it fixed so I had to go to work for one day. I tried to disguise it by redying it only to look worse. Needless to say they called me Frenchie and Lincoln (Penny). The public even looked at me and asked what the hell?
3 - When was the last time you crapped yourself?
Probably when I was a baby. Ian, why are we talking about poo again? Men and their fascinations. I swear.
4 - What is one thing you have always kept a secret and why have you kept this a secret for so long?
Uh, duh. That is why it is still a secret. Mum's the word. I'm holding out for the Jerry Springer show before I reveal any secrets.
5 - What's your best advice for us habitual coffee drinkers as to not have to poop right after drinking it?
Again, we are talking about poo? Coffee is good for you. Anitoxidants, keeps you regular. And after your morning poo...why do you turn around and look at it? Why do we look at poo? And why is coffee poo soft? My best advice to coffee drinkers...keep drinking and pooping. It's good for you. Ok, my second best advice is everyone that drinks coffee and poops...take a pic...and email it to Ian. Good poops to you!