Dim The Lights!
We are doing something here that has never been done before on Idle.
I fooled you.
There is not ONE winner.
I loved all your stories and thanks so much for sharing them with me. Not one of them resembled mine, which is in the book, but they were all fun and familiar to me as a cop. I even smiled and chuckled.
We drew 5 winners.
And Pax gets one anyway because she was my editor... so I threw her name out of the bucket to better your chances. We drew old fashioned like. Your names in a bucket. Don't judge me. Internet randomness was not done here this time. It was still random. We didn't peek.
SO HERE IS THE BUCKET LIST:
If I can't contact you through email, please email me at firstname.lastname@example.org so I can send off your prize. Which gets here Monday. Dang publishers were slow. I guess I can't complain since these were giveaway books and I didn't pay for them. LMAO.
If you want it signed or unsigned, please tell me in the email and I will autograph it for you.
And yes, I still found two misspelled words and my little quirky things even with the new published copy. BEAT me. I just need to dictate things to a smart typist. Even after Pax told me to fix it, I missed it. How dumb can I be. Blondes. I swear.
Thanks everyone for participating and congrats to the winners!
If you hate it, don't send it back or burn it. Book burning burns my ass. :) At least give it to the dog to chew up or something unique and cool.
Hope you enjoy!