UPDATE: JUNE 24, 2023 ANSWERS Since there were several that got one right, you readers get to vote for the winner! Put your choice in the comment section! I will stop the contest in one week!
Deleting my old wedding photos and getting rid of evidence of my last marriage has been cleansing. Gotta love the digital age. Whilst I was doing this, I found these. Can you guess what I was doing at the time? There may be a prize for the winner with the most accurate answers!
It's the new game show, called The Face. Yep. My face gives me away every time!
I was being taken out to the bars by the girls. They thought I needed to get wild and crazy. I hate bars. In fact, I avoid them at all costs. I think they are unclassy, full of drunk idiots, and a meat market. I also don't like my reputation tarnished by being seen there often. Bug thought I looked "pritty, Momma" and I was snarly. I took her to the babysitter and off I went. I did not have fun. I have never been to a bar again for the sake of entertainment, only in uniform for work purposes.
Quasi-solo with The Squirrel. It was a hanging scene where the victim had been there for many days unnoticed and it did not smell good. I was on the front landing and could still smell it. Uck.
Hint: Before work. Almost ready. Who is the kiss for?
It was originally to be posted on here to my blog fans. Bug took it and she decided it was for her. In my infinite wisdom and having a dumb blonde moment, I sent it to a man I was dating at the time who turned out to be a dud. Waste of my time. Wasted kiss. Another bad choice.
Hint: Where am I going? I have a dress on. I am driving. I only wear dresses for special occasions. What occasion? I was on the way to my friend's wedding. When I got there, no one recognized me because I was wearing a dress. I was a stranger amongst all my rancher friends.
Hint: Quasi-solo. FTO Program. What g-ride am I in? The Barbie Tahoe.
OK. There are those. Fire away! Or not.