Ding dong the mouse is DEAD! As in final. Finale. Finial. Take that, English teachers!
Yay! Poison works. No more Hanta virus pellets of death. No more feeling dirty. No more eerie ghostkatears noises. I fired Amy and Steve...well, I skipped the bill without paying. It was like a dine and dash. Considering it a FREE consultation. I might me on the Dead Files in the "boobs and banshees" edition.
No more Chlorox cleanses for The Harry Potter house...well at least for a while.
Yes, I was feeling my Picasso roots today. Don't judge me.