Sometimes I am offensive to others who do not share my off the mark humor. Cops are sickos. Ex-cops are still sickos. On the other end of the spectrum, I am not easily offended.
I am opinionated and outspoken at times. This would mark one of those.
What is up with America?
Let me outline it. In fact, I will outline it just like my good English teachers taught me. They are all dead, but hey-I sure don't want any of them to haunt me...
I. Protesting the Super Bowl Coke Ad
A. America Changed the National Anthem
1) America The Beautiful is now our national anthem?
2) Is it Obama's fault?
3) Did George Bush do it?
4) It was caused by a firearm?
B. English Is Not The Only Language In The World
1) Other languages besides English exist in the world?
2) Other cultures cannot appreciate America?
3) Everyone is not the same color?
II. New Bullets
A. They Look Cool
1) Are they going to be priced out of this world?
2) Will they come out in pink?
3) If they don't get used right away, do ammo owners have to brush their teeth?
B. They Are Vicious
1) Are there concerns if they get in the wrong hands, they are going to be the next greatest cop killers?
2) Will they kill someone all by themselves and go on the gun control hot list?
3) Do we need new kinds of bullets? Are the old ones bad?
C. Green Is The New Black
1) Copper? Did they use recycled?
2) Are they green manufacturers?
3) Are they an Eco-friendly company?
III. Cold Weather
A. Al Gore Is A Sumbitch
1) Did he smoke one too many doobies?
2) Can he clarify global warming goes into a polar melt goes into an ice age?
3) Is climate fucking one of his tricks?
4) We can't wait for his next movie?
5) Can he put Snowmageddon in a nice flow chart or graph?
B. Summer Has Vacated America
1) Can we get a rebate on this?
2) Can we claim a deduction on our taxes?
IV. Fort Collins High School Bans Spirit Day
A. Principal/Faculty Have Party Pooper Status
1) Is it against American school policy to be a patriot?
2) Can we wear red, white, and blue? All together?
3) Do we have to wear our America shirts inside out?
4) Can we still raise the American flag every day?
1) Is the multilingual or multicultural? Can it be a derogatory slang and a good slang word at the same time?
2) What about those that have a speech impediment and drop the letter A? Are we excluding them?
3)Can we communicate how to spell a word? Can we communicate our feelings to students?
a) Did you text them?
b) Did you Tweet it?
c) Did you send out an email?
d) How did that Facebook rating system work out for you?
V. Justin Smith for President
A. Colorado Sheriff Has Balls
1) 2016 campaign for President of the United States?
2) Can we clone him?
3) Is his Patriotic Servitude and Gumption contagious?
a) Where did he get trained?
b) Is it a class?
c) Was he anointed in some type of Patriot Oil?
d) Is it in the water?