I have to continue to watch it, however, so I can hear Keith Urban say "baby" and watch Harry Connick, Jr. JLo's fashion changes are also interesting. The vocals have been lukewarm.
This caused the Bug to talk. Why? Because if a teenager's mind is not engaged with electronics or television, they don't know what else to do.
BUG: Mom. I learned about different holes today in science.
ME: Oh. Yeah. Black holes, sink holes. Interesting.
BUG: No. Mom. These holes. (points to crotch area)
BUG: Yeah. Girls have three holes there.
BUG: The butt hole, the vagina hole, and the anus hole.
BUG: Mom, stop laughing. I was teaching you about antonomy.
ME: Anatomy. *snort* wheeze*
BUG: Mom, it isn't funny.
ME: Yes, it is. The anus and butt hole are the same holes.
BUG: Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean the uh...
ME: The hole you pee out of.
BUG: Yeah. You have an anus hole, a vagina hole, and a pee hole.
ME: *snort* wheeze* Stop. You are killing me. Did your teacher tell you those names?
BUG: No. I named them.
ME: Oh, good.
BUG: We have other holes, too.
BUG: (puts finger in ears and then up her nostrils)
ME: *snort*wheeze* laughing until I cried
BUG: Mom! This is science!