ME: UGGHHHGHGHGH! 9*Y#R)Y%)#*$P
POSSUM: [run scurry]
ME: [stomp, stomp, stomp]
open door to house.
ME: You broke the windows in the barn.
BUG: No I didn't.
INSTANT PISSED OFF MOTHAH. NO MENTIRAS.
ME: Yes, you did. Do not lie. You broke the windows while playing volleyball in the barn.
BUG: They were like that when I got here.
ME: I am going to so beat you. Look. Look outside.
BUG: There is no glass inside the barn so I didn't break it.
ABOUT TO THROW THE KID IN JUVIE.
ME: You are just digging yourself a hole by continual lying. We have talked about this.
BUG: Well, they were old. I cleaned it up.
ME: I can't even talk right now. Go do some laundry, dishes, and pretend to be Cinderella while I cool down.
ME: Because it is not a good day for me to go to jail.
BUG: OK. Got it.
)*^#%)*#&$#*$)@#*&_@#(*$&)@#$ Isn't type cursing so great? I'm still mad. More mad about the lies. I wonder if I could get Bubba soap hand me downs from prison to wash her mouth out. Nah. She would get diseases. But...I could tell her that is where I got it. Nah. That would be a lie, too.
#)*$^)#*&$)*#@&$)@*#$&*&#)$*&(*# It isn't real cursing if it's symbols, right?