Oh, dear college students, my sweet little birds...
Please be aware of the following words of advice from your adopted mother:
1) Don't stink up my conference room with your whhheeeee doggies! If your feet permeate the room through your shoes, it is time to break from the shower strike and throw the shoes out. Your commitment to protest is duly noted.
2) When you are on the toilet in the ladies' room using your cell phone-please do your business first. The fact that you refuse to courtesy flush after a stinky pooper is not a benefit of me while I pee. However, because I can hear your silly convo, I am going to flush 3 times for good measure in your honor. Yes, you're welcome.
3) See-thru Yoga pants are not a staple wardrobe piece unless you are a Vegas stripper.
That is all.