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Monday, March 7, 2016

Language Barriers

Here are some things you should know about police work:

1. "Clips" go in your hair, "magazines" go in your firearm. (bullet holders)
2. Indexing has nothing to do with the library. (index finger off the trigger)
3. A blue falcon is not a pretty bird. (negative name for badge bunny or buddy f$$$er)
4. A door key is heavy, made of iron, and makes a big thundering sound when applied not inserted. (ram)
5. Frequent flyers do not require airplane miles. (those who are arrested often)
6. Cage checks are required with an application of brakes. (slamming breaks when transport is yelling, combative, and/or spitting at you in the back)
7. Individuals flat billing it with price tags or stickers might be PC for a felony. (people who wear the flat billed caps with price tags or stickers)
8. Fender lizards are are not only in the desert states, but nationwide and are toxic to the environment.(persons who swoon and throw themselves at uniformed police)
9. Floppy crappies might involve electricity.(Tased person)
10. Acute incarceritis is not a real disease, you fakers. (person claiming ill when they get to jail.)

Edited for definitions.


Cheryl said...

I only understood a few of those. Do you provide a cheat sheet?

Momma Fargo said...

provided them!

MrGarabaldi said...

Hey Momma Fargo;

I knew most of them...Fender Lizard is a new one...LOL. Blue Falcon is also a military term, you see it used there a lot:)

Sheena-kay Graham said...

Language barriers indeed. I have heard television shows sometimes call those magazines for the guns clips instead. Silly TV shows. You getting incarcerated a lot means a couple of things and disease certainly aint one of them.

John said...

Number Ten, Acute Incarceritis. Also common when we refused to admit a potential visitor to the United States and told told the visitor we were sending them home. (most often on the same plane that brought them, the irony was awesome) Or as we would have called it, overtime to stand around the hospital.

Bob G. said...

Momma Fargo:
Sorry, commented on the wrong post.
(must be those pancakes...lol)

As to that list at the top?
1) I hate when people on the news can;t get that crap STRAIGHT.
2) Always unless I'm ready to dump lead down-range.
3) LOL. Got it.
4) "knock, knock"?
5) Repetition R Them!
6) Let's play "kiss the cage".
7) Reminds me of Minnie Pearl...LOL.
8) That's a new one for me.
9) LMAO - nice one.
10) Maybe a "wood-shampoo" might cure that condition?

Roll safe out there, dear.