What the erpie derp? It's a crude day. I am a little upset.
I feel a max/mass exitus (super dooper migration) of Americans fleeing to Nova Scotia, eh? Seems the notion of Trump possibly being elected as POTUS has many seeking refuge across the border. Why didn't they want to go to Mexico and lay on the beaches? I suppose the treat of gunfire and stray bullets from the Cartel might be an issue and the fact that most of those seeking to go to Canada like a socialist form of government. Canada is very nice.
However, I find them to be whiney pussies. I have survived 12 rough years of the US presidency occupations, as I call them. I thought GW was a seemingly nice person but rather luke warm as a president. Nothing majorly disruptive in my eyes, but no mountains moved either. The last eight years have been the roughest for me and it seems the nation is very divided and facing extremely nasty social issues plus economic slips. I feel the burn. Yet, again, our Congress sucks big dragon dicks.
How do I know? Because they stand there with their hands in their pockets or their thumbs up their asses with their mouths wide open. No action. It's a circle jerk. Maybe I should have said dragon hand jobs. How long can you bottleneck progress before you get called a political tampon?
Some of this is cycle. Some of this results from leadership errors.
Alas, I have outlasted all of them through the good and bad just as our parents did. No need to break your crayons and seek pastels across the border. Put your big girl panties on.
Besides, the election isn't even here yet.
On the cop side, we have seen Captain Clay Higgins resign and Officer Hy get suspended without pay. It just goes to show you that you can't be a cop and a celebrity. It is very rare where it works out in both favors. Most of them choose the fame over cophood because it pays more and creates a better financial future. And along with the greenbacks, maybe some of them want to teach or motivate the masses with positive messages. Perhaps departments will be able to find some common ground to use this fame to the positive for law enforcement.
Please take some time to think about our fallen officers. LEOs are dropping like flies and it's not even fly season. Makes me sad. I think it is quite true when an officer or soldier dies, the nation feels sorrow. It's respect for the duty and protection. It also shows the country has not gone total magnetic haywire on its moral compass.
One after the other this week has us all going what the erpie derp? Is it raining tragedy?
Perhaps we are looking at it wrong.What if rain was really everyone masturbating in heaven? That was not meant to be blasphemy. I mean, those are pleasurable moments. I just am not really into money shots with too much to contain.I mean its all good except when it gets foul and degrading all up in your face. It takes away the romance and makes everything dirty nasty like S & M.
At least that is what I imagine it would be like. Because I have NEVER done any of that.
Ok. I need to stop.
Cue the haters. I'm sorry. It just popped in my head for no reason. Damn you, Satan!
Maybe rain is really just Mother Nature peeing after too much coffee. I don't know. I don't really know where I was going with all this except in the gutter. I think I really need to go now.
Rest easy. Your brothers and sisters have it from here.