I really have no brilliant words to describe my lyrical poem haiku. I know I have no such chance to be a famous rhymester but enjoy...
There once was a man who chose the wrong side of the law.
Bad life choices- not because he was dealt the short end of a straw.
The police nabbed him and put his weak ass shit in jail.
He was locked up in there awaiting justice without bail.
He was low down dirty and his crimes were heinous.
The cops only hoped Bubba would take care of his anus.
Hark! He found a way to finagle an escape.
The people were alerted- he was known to kill and rape.
He kidnapped a family and confined them behind a locked door.
But alas! The wife escaped the bathroom and Mr. McCloud is no more.
So glad the Mississippi family is safe. Justice prevails! Let's just hope no wingnut decides to charge the husband.
Lesson learned: Don't be a