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Wednesday, May 25, 2016

How Quaint!?!...

I suppose I spoke too soon about election news being monotonous and boring. Last night protesters at the Trump rally got physical, coming after police. But what happened was good human spirit when citizens formed a wall around the police and told the protesters if they wanted the police, they would have to get them (the citizens) first. It warmed my heart.

At the same time, these people who violently protest piss me the hell off. They are the same ones who time and time again protest everything with violence and are mostly liberals. What happened to the hippies? I tell ya, the world is going to hell.

I want to go water skiing so bad. Like right now. How was that for random? Yep. Well, it's true. I feel the need for some water speed.

Obi (new personal trainer-I am a guinea pig..er...phys. science experiment) told me last night I was "quite thin" and 30-40 pounds would be too skinny and that was a no go. He is such a nice blind man. Weirdo. I know what I am and where I need to be. Just because clothes hide the chubby tubby doesn't mean it isn't there to lose. Weight lifting again. Whee!~

Today I am sore and we haven't even started a real session yet. Yikes. I told him I was not going to whine and complain. He said to bring a towel because he was going to make me cry. This free stuff better be just as good as the paid for. I am excited. I want to bench 80% of my weight. That's a house in case you were wondering.

Anyhoozle, it will probably reduce my need for physical therapy and traction on my neck. I hope that will be an added benefit.

And since I am now fighting Wyoming worker's comp on my lungs (meth lab contamination when I was a cop) again...damn that crap....I have to make asthma less of a bitch by being fit and eating certain foods now. I am not happy. That is a long story. I am sure I will have to get a lawyer..AGAIN. They have a job to do, I understand. BUT...they are unfair and have terrible practices including damaging us honest folks. It's a racket. Really. Like the Mafia. Only worse.

Sometimes you can work with people in a professional manner and other times you have to go fucking bat shit crazy and flip out on a bitch to get somewhere. I'm not sure what is going to happen in this case. I do know...they own my lungs and they need to pay for it. I found out, of course, getting my prescriptions renewed and they cancelled my script card. I have never abused it nor not needed it. Fuckers.

I don't know how people can get their words out without swearing. Sometimes you just need to say Fuck Me In The Ass. Bless those who can be eloquent with real words.

Bug seemed to come around yesterday and be human for a few hours. I am sure this was due to the fact I made her homemade french fries which are some of her favorites. Hmm.. now what about tonight? I will have to drum up something good. I bet it might start with the letters ICE CREAM.

Words are so powerful, aren't they?

I am such a quaintrelle. Yes.


VEG said...

Hey there my favorite ex-cop! :)

Dude, I know about protesters. They ruin it for everyone. I don't know why anyone on Earth would vote for an ex reality show tantrum thrower like Trump either, but I'm not about to go apeshit psycho to lodge my protest either. Because that ALWAYS works, right? Having said that, turning up to a Trump rally with a giant, ginger comb over and a sign that says "NOPE" would be awesome.

Hope you're well! I'm back and I'm now watching you.

Momma Fargo said...

OMG! OMG! I am so excited you are back! Hallelujah! Whee! Hello! Hello! I like your idea on the Trump protest look. Cracked me up. And we should do it holding a giant piece of cake!

Cheryl said...

I've been so busy today, I haven't turned on the news so I haven't had a chance to catch up on the newest round of protesters. I, totally agree with you...violent protesters piss me off. But I do love that some good citizens took a stand between the unruly crowd and the cops.

So Obi is kicking your ass, huh? Why is it that it's so NOT PC to say anything about people that are over weight but people are quick to point out what too skinny is? I hate when someone tells me that my weight isn't "enough" weight. I don't know where you want to be but I think you are the best judge of how much you want to weigh.

I think weight lifting is awesome. I am not lifting a lot these days because my trainer has me going in a different direction but lifting really redefines the body. You are such an inspiration. I need to take my workouts up a notch.

Sorry you are having to do battle with Wyoming bureaucracy. Damn them..which leads me to the next point. While it may be possible to be articulate without swearing, but being articulate isn't the same as being emphatic. Nearly all swear words add a little somethin' somethin' to the conversation and drives the point home better than not using bad words. Frankly, I would put "fuck" into every paragraph I speak, given the chance. Sadly, most of the people I know wouldn't appreciate it, so therefore, I do my best to accommodate their demure sensibilities.

Glad that Bug is coming around. I will keep my fingers crossed for you that those teen hormones stay all nice and calm down for a bit.

Momma Fargo said...

Cheryl...gosh you make me giggle. I need you to be my PR manager. Bug sadly has gone back to raging hormone mode and told me there is no reason for me to be upset at her or at her grumpiness because she was good "for a little while." Gah. This is going to be the death of me. Meanwhile the cops continue to be such dicks to me. I don't remember this many in uniform in one room. Grr. Boys.

Bob G. said...

Momma Fargo:
--There USED to be a time (before you were born) when protesting meant a "sit-in", and all the po-po hadda do was lift them all outta the way. Sure miss THOSE days.
--As to the health stuff. Getting a might aged (like wine or cheese) to do that. Mowing the lawn is plenty these days.
--Regarding the toxic exposure for LEOS - my late father-in-law was involved with a tanker truck spill (perimeter and containment) back in Philly a couple decades ago. He and other officers got their shoes (and feet) soaked with the crap the guy was carrying and they suffered health issues a few years after that. I can relate to your situation.
--Remember, TODAY is still NATIONAL WINE DAY (toss in a bubble bath for the helluva it).

Good post (and comments).

Roll safe down there, dear.

Momma Fargo said...

Oh rats on the health stuff, Bob. Super rats on wine day. I missed it. The day is over. Sad