|Don't ask if this is a likeness of me!|
Of course I shaved off my mustache this morning.
Anyway, I don't have any earth shattering news. Wait, I do. I will express it in a meme:
I don't know if there are readers of my blog who only read the cop stories.
Well, yes, I do.
They are everywhere! Seriously refined tastes of some do not like my side dishes. They only come for the main entree and if it isn't what they expect, they are very disappointed.
The good news is I disappoint people every day and frequently. It's a gift.
|I don't care which party you are, this meme is funny!|
You are wondering if I look like KellyAnne? We might actually be related because of our hair color. Motor Oil could taste like chocolate sauce in the right situation. Look at Monster Trucks, Chreech loved it.
And I would also tell you that Red Bull is the nectar of the gods if I was paid enough. I hate that stuff. Even if you add alcohol to that shit, it only makes you a wide awake drunk and you had to suffer greatly while drinking the cocktail down.
So yeah, KellyAnne's job sounds like fun. Wouldn't it be a joy to mess with the media and have them wait on pins and needles to see what your response was all the while irritating the shit out of them because you smile all the time while doing it.
It would be the perfect job.
Suspense is killing you softly, I'm sure, so I am including a brunette likeness of myself:
|Come on, it's close!|
Here are some tips as a good citizen. Go do this:
Get on your computer or smart phone. Search for these two bad guys:
I hope you do Google for the artist sketch pic of the Delphi murder suspect and the photograph of the triple homicide suspect hiding in Wyoming so you can alert the police should you have information. If you are not in those areas, well, keep an eye for those bad guys displayed on your local news who are in your neck of the woods. Police rely on community assistance. You do matter.
Stay on your computer and smart phone. Don't power down yet.
In the meantime while you are hunting bad guys, I have two articles of interest. One is on a story about me and how you and those interested in law enforcement might value a little advice down that road. If you don't need the insight, it might be an interesting read anyway. It is located here.
In an exciting development, thanks to a referral from the Salty Sarge, I am a now a writer for Law Enforcement Today. Go give him some website hits. My first article is located here. Please pass me around like a Thursday hooker because the more traffic, the better for my writing career. Duh. You know how that works.
I appreciate your support!
Have a great Thursday!
Since summer school is now officially over and my brains are splattered around like Alphabet Soup, I will start up again with some great blog posts. Shirley, they will intrigue you. I know. You don't want to be called Shirley.
Upcoming is some book reviews and a surprise!
No, I'm not pregnant. Wouldn't that be a surprise!?!
It's time to go before I have twins.