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Wednesday, December 27, 2017

Merry Holidays, Peeps!

It is the week after Christmas and before New Years Day. Hope you all had a very Merry Christmas! Happy birthday, Jesus!
Just so you know...I'm super tough. Thank you, God.

In Muncie news...they have opened the fire stations and city hall as warming stations for the homeless or those without heat. 

In Wyoming...you had bridges. Or the mission if you were sober. If not, we had the bed and breakfast on the hill...El Clinko. 

My question is...how do those firefighters get any sleep when they have to entertain guests?

In Georgia news...Georgia Cop Block founder, Jonathan Beavers of Canton was arrested on a charge of impersonating an officer and currently remains in the Cherokee County jail. Credit...WSB-TV 2 Atlanta news. Thank you for that update! And Karma...she is a bitch. Oh yes, he lives in mommy's basement.Sigh. 

In world news...I don't know. I unplugged during the last few days to celebrate Jesus. 

I will be working on a Law Enforcement Today post. Give me some ideas! What do you want to know? I got a lot of nothing going on in my head. I think school zapped my brains. 

Call the COPS!

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Hells Bells....The Dark Side Of Christmas

Holy balls, I haven't posted on here since November 29. What the heck?

School overtook me like a wolf over a herd of sheep. Wait, that is far too violent of a thought. Maybe like fox dangling a carrot in front of a rabbit hole. No, that is horrible.

Like a group of Sassenachs befelled America. Again, not a nice thought. Wait. That did happen.

Like a bottle of Listerine overtook a hobo under a bridge. Wait. That is kind of sad.

Like a nut influences a squirrel...

Not really. I was on a great hunt for Sasquatch. It took me on a great journey. I cannot talk about the rest. I have been sworn to secrecy.

Anycolloquialsms, I feel decompression is finally happening which is remarkably similar to quitting police work. Oy.


I was speaking to a professor in the hallway and he told me not to sweat it. Since he got his degree from Notre Dame, I think I will take that into consideration. One more year. This time next year, I will have a master's degree. I hope. That is, if I don't screw it up.

Christmas is upon us. Happy birthday, Jesus! Yay, God! I love this time of year. People are nice for a few days. And then grumpy again because they spent too much money. Not me. You cannot spend what you do not have, and so I like to spread cheer and kindness. So do not despair, if you did not get a gift from Fargo. I still love ya!

And now to damper our good spirit.

Can you believe a study by Kyra Hamill claims Jingle Bells is racist? I mean, seriously, why are we even here anymore? I need to get a hold of this paper, because what I find online does not describe anything remarkable to me. And...just like any other song, it has come to mean something else to other people. Geez.  Are liberals going to take the fun out of everything? Next thing you know, Santa will be proven to be the leader of the KKK. Maybe AC/DC had it right in the first place?

Maybe Krampus should pay someone a visit.

How much worse can it get than pissing on peace time and holly jolly traditions? After all, does this really matter and why do we pronounce such preposterous notions? Well, it did create a stir. Just like the mouse.

And, we must not forget, Christmas is all about baby Jesus. Santa came later. And pretty soon, we mixed the holy with an extra "l" and got holly jolly.

Next thing you know, Silent Night will be sexist and was geared to shut up victims of sexual harassment and assault. Ok. That was a bad joke. (And a segue to my newest article on LET)

Too soon?

Lots of prayers up for the world.

This is a holy time of peace and joy.

I hope your holiday season is merry and bright. God bless!