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Thursday, May 17, 2018

Breaking Badly

The diagnosis on Lucille was bad yesterday. Apparently, city potholes bent every rim on the car. Instead of buying new rims, they are sending them off to be melted, molded, and reshaped..."good as new"...like better be. Cuz, I'm not accepting mediocre. Whatever. I just need to get to work and school! Moreover, they couldn't get the front wheel lug nuts off because they were swollen and "melded" on. FMITA. Really? It's only money. 

I still fretted about my resume and cover letter inadequacies. Then...I decided the sky was not falling. 

After the troubles with Lucille, I decided to stop moping about a missed opportunity and remember it "wasn't meant to be" and reflect on my errors, correct them and move on. God has something greater planned. Either that or "fuck it, I'm making meth." Not really. 


Do you know how much a good dope dealer makes? It's a lot. I would do well at it for a while and then "squirrel!" would happen. Next thing you know, I'm the soap boy in the women's penitentiary. Sorry, Posh. That wasn't even funny. There's a big splurge release today. 

The lunch menu is not really the lunch menu at work. I did bring mine from home, but the online lunch menu is not what they are serving. So deceptive! My colleagues get their hopes up for something and then get let down when it isn't what it says it is. Why? Why? Why does dining services mess with us. Typical gubermint. Good thing I brought mine from home. It is what I know it is and thought it to be.

Stop killing cops, criminals. Losers. It's freaking redonkulous and very bad out there. Be safe.

If the North Korea issues weren't falling fast apart, it got worse. From BBC news: "North Korea is threatening to pull out of the upcoming summit with the US, after national security adviser John Bolton mentioned the L word - Libya - in television interviews recently." 

People have a way with words. The BBC continued: "Mr Bolton, who has backed attacking North Korea and Iran, told Fox News his job would be to ensure the president has "the full range of options".
He becomes Mr Trump's third national security chief in 14 months."
You know, I bet they didn't have to fill out a resume and submit a cover letter. Cheaters. 

8 comments:

Mad Jack said...

Fargo, what did you hit? If the city potholes are that bad, you can't be alone on this one. Maybe someone could start a class action suit against the city government.

I've never heard of recycled rims before. I've had problems with lug nuts, mainly thread stripping and having to use an oxyacetylene torch to get the nuts off, then using a hydraulic press to put in new studs. A royal pain in the balls.

Best of luck to you on your job search. Remember, don't sweat the small stuff.

Coffeypot said...

All four rims? How fast were you going... in hot pursuit of a cup of coffee?

Well Seasoned Fool said...

+1 Coffeypot

Bob G. said...

Momma Fargo:
---Bent rims? Time to trade up for a surplus HUMVEE...ACK!
(parking's a bitch, a garage is outta the question, but people WILL get the hell OUT of your way a LOT quicker)
If they don't drive OVER them!
---Yeah, unfortunately, the doper kings (and queens) make a crapload of $$$, but they either wind up in the pokey...or (better yet) DEAD!
---changing up menus - NOT cool.
---This cop-killing has GOT to stop, too Agreed there.
'''LOL...resume and cover letter cheaters...that's a good one.

Hang in there, stay strong, and DO have yourself a very GOOD weekend down there, Kiddo.
(we're all rootin' for 'ya)

MrGarabaldi said...

Hey Momma Fargo;

Far it for me to criticize your warp speed driving, since I do the same, but I live here in the south and the roads are in better shape. Dopers gonna dope and they eventually would wind up dead, and as far as you being the Soap boy, you would so rock it as anything else you do.
Keep plugging away on your job search and you will find what you are looking for, it just takes time.

Old NFO said...

Sorry the day sucked. We all get those, and don't get me started on 'dining' facilities... Hope tomorrow is better!!!

VEG said...

"He becomes Mr Trump's third national security chief in 14 months."

He probably had to draw a picture of a stripper in MS Paint and pay a hundred bucks to get the job.

Sorry about Lucille. What a high maintenance biatch. :) She better give you the ride of a lifetime after all that payout. Which is a sentence I wish I'd phrased better.

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